I'm doing a three-way collab right now, and it's so fun
If anyone wants to do a collab with me, let me know!
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x]Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[]Its football...not soccer.
Total: 1
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach. [It's nice, but I don't love it.]
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 0
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10"
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands. [Sometimes?]
Total: 5
Mexican
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. [rofl]
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ]You know what platanos are.
Total: 2
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 1
African American
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken. [Does fried chicken count?]
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2
Asian
[x] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] you like rice alot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] you have played the piano.
[x] you are under 5' 6".
[x] you have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 8. lol.
German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German. [I learned a little German so I could scream stuff like "THAT'S A CHAIR!" and people would think I'm cursing at them.]
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] youre over 5' 7"
Total: 3
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[/] You say eh. [I type it, don't say it.]
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1.5
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You're fat.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[/] You love the death penalty. [Better than just paying for prisoners serving life sentences, but I'd rather they do useful labor.]
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2.5
So apparently I'm Asian. No surprise there...